Monday 21 January 2008

Despatches to reveal the truth about Satan?

9.00 pm Channel 4 tonight - Despatches, compulsory (and arguably compulsive) viewing for anyone who gives a fig about London. If the pre broadcast hype is to be believed Satan will be exposed as a drunk, a bully and a supporter of a secretive Trotskyite cabal who seek to establish the Soviet city state of London, using taxpayers’ money to fund their evil plans.

I intend to watch and will cheer every time Satan is shown to be abusing his powers, misusing taxpayers funds etc etc.

It’s not that I hate Satan; it’s just that he’s an anti-Semitic misogynist who hates personal choice and who operates according to the politics of envy so beloved of his scummy party. May he return to hell shortly to stay there forever.

OK I lied; I hate him.

Long live Boris.

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